ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: basil-at-221b)

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1913 vs 2014

crumblingpages:

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Headlines taken from Chicago’s The Day Book (1913) and an MSNBC article by Ned Resnikoff.

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lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

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nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

nintendontdodrugs:

oh really fucking funny peter, you think youre a comedian now?

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perissologist:

chames47:

This is just so epic, Sam Jackson does not mess around. 

SCARJO’S CUTENESS THO

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lardypoison:

lardypoison:

yo wtf I thought paul ryan was that dude from glee

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sorry I guess

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lightning-has-struck:

EXCUSE ME

I SEE SOME OF YOU ARENT VERY HAPPY RIGHT SO HERE’S A REMINDER THAT BUNNY NOSES DO THE THING

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DO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BUNNY NOSES THING

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read-more-sleep-less:

I’ve been laughing for 5 years

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joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

joydick:

these are seriously my favorite pictures ever

(Source: joydick)

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actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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gwingle:

crateshya:

crateshya:

astrotastic:

cloysterbell:

Dear tumblr,

You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

You’re welcome.

oh my GOD

PARDON ME BUT THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE FUCKING PARTS OF WHOSE LINE OMG

/SLAPS THIS ON BLOG AND TAGS REFERENCE FOR GOOD LAUGHS

GUESS WHO JUST DIED WATCHING THROUGH THE FIRST

YOU WANT THIS SHIT

REBLOGGING SO I CAN FIND LATER OMG YES!

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jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

(Source: misterjakes)

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